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【赛后帖】湖人客场117-112战胜勇士，目前大比分1-0领先。

双方球员数据：

湖人（1-0）：安东尼-戴维斯30分23板5助4帽、詹姆斯22分11板4助3帽、里夫斯10分5板3助、拉塞尔19分3板6助、施罗德19分2板3助、范德比尔特8分6板2助2断2帽、布朗3分、八村塁6分。

勇士（0-1）：库里27分6板3助、普尔21分6助、维金斯15分6板、德雷蒙德-格林6分4板7助3帽、卢尼10分23板5助、克莱25分3板4助、佩顿2分3板2助、J-格林6分。

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 2473 points 42 minutes ago

I refuse to believe a single person thought that Poole shot was going to go in besides Poole

球迷：我拒绝相信有一个人会觉得普尔最后那球能进，除了他自己。

[–]Pistonsloof10 1436 points 40 minutes ago

Steve Kerr in the huddle: “We’re down 3 and we’ve got the best 3 point shooter ever on our team. Let’s get him a look.”

Poole: “Okay that’s me I’m gonna shoot it.”

活塞球迷：科尔在暂停时说道：“我们落后三分，我们要把球交给队内最伟大的三分手。咱们给他创造个机会。”

普尔：“科尔这是点我呢，我来射这球。”

[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 436 points 42 minutes ago

Dude thinks he has main character energy.

开拓者球迷：普尔觉得他自带主角光环。

[–]Celtics BandwagonAlHorfordHighlights 27 points 38 minutes ago

Someone tell him he"s Jordan Poole and not Michael Jordan

绿军球迷：来个人提醒他，他叫乔丹-普尔，不叫迈克尔-乔丹。

[–]Warriorsdoomboxmf 488 points 44 minutes ago

The worst part is he had space to make it an easier shot. He’s just brain dead

勇士球迷：最糟糕的是他有空间可以让这球出手更轻松，他就是大脑死机了。

[–]HeatMiaCannons 1413 points 47 minutes ago

Jordan Poole has got to be the most irresponsibly confident shooter in the NBA

热火球迷：乔丹-普尔或许是NBA最不负责任但最自信的射手。

[–]Pelicansmadamsquirrel7 1075 points an hour ago

Poole is actually Dillon Brooks with the opposite skill set

醍醐球迷：普尔就是拥有相反技能包的狄龙。

[–]HornetsContractXtension 412 points 59 minutes ago

Combine them and they are the best role player in the NBA

黄蜂球迷：两者结合一下，他们就是联盟最强角色球员。

[–]RaptorsIceSalamander 241 points 59 minutes ago

or the worst

猛龙球迷：也可能是最差的。

[–]Burnt__Cake 358 points 40 minutes ago

Dillon Brooks is not in the nba!

球迷：狄龙都不在NBA啦。

[–]Victor_Wembanyama1 239 points 37 minutes ago

NI HAO

文班亚马球迷：泥濠！

[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 1474 points 49 minutes ago

Live by Jordan Poole, die by Jordan Poole

雄鹿球迷：赢也普尔，败也普尔。

[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 165 points 47 minutes ago

Klay lowkey shot them into a wider deficit in the 3rd

公牛球迷：克莱一个人偷偷摸摸在第三节把比分“拉开”。

[–]MavericksVery_Good_Opinion 116 points 39 minutes ago*

Klay was fucking ass 9-25 on basically all wide open looks and his defense looking like a little kid.

Only nephews think Poole pouring in 6-11 3s was the problem

独行侠球迷：克莱投篮效率依托答辩，25投9中，全是大空位，另外他的防守像个小学生。

只有我的侄子们觉得三分11中6的普尔是问题所在。

[–]WarriorsAMS_GoGo 270 points 50 minutes ago

If this is how the series is then we getting swept

勇士球迷：如果这轮系列赛就这样打下去，我们会被横扫。

[–]Raptorsimsahoamtiskaw 403 points 49 minutes ago

No paint presence. Just three and InshaAllah.

猛龙球迷：内线毫无存在感，只有三分远射，求老天保佑吧！

[–]LakersKSmooove 1576 points 53 minutes ago

This comment was blocked by AD

湖人球迷：这条评论被浓眉封盖。

[–]shanmustafa 501 points 54 minutes ago

Jordan Poole"s only goal out there is to try and become a viral gif

LeBron can"t be December-March LeBron clearly since the ankle injury, but he"s been great on defense

球迷：普尔的唯一目标就是采取流量最多的打法。

詹姆斯肯定和三月份前的他不一样了，脚踝伤病还是够成了影响，但他在防守端的表现非常炸裂。

[–]LakersxThe-Legend-Killerx 865 points 55 minutes ago

Skyfucker tried to fuck us, but Jordan Poole said hold my beer lol

湖人球迷：库日天想要逆转比赛，但普尔表示——库子，你往后稍稍。

[–]LakersItsGettinBreesy 1403 points 56 minutes ago

Anthony Davis is he

湖人球迷：安东尼-戴维斯才是辣个男人。

[–]HornetsContractXtension 338 points 56 minutes ago

Rim protection that the Lakers have is the reason they took game 1

黄蜂球迷：湖人所拥有的内线护筐是他们拿下G1的真正原因。

[–]SpursMethuga 305 points 55 minutes ago

Curry just dancing around the rest of the Lakers at will, then Davis is just like “stop that, it’s annoying.”

马刺球迷：库里一通操作戏耍湖人众将，然后浓眉看到后，”别运了，烦不烦啊！“

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 386 points 58 minutes ago

Bubble AD is back to carry the Lakers

马刺球迷：园区浓眉回归啦，湖人争冠就靠他了。

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